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photo of VickyI read all about your Yawn Machine and found it fascinating and yawned about 20 times.......and felt good! I will definitely be passing your web site to others to read.Vicky Ross

I've just visited www.yawnmachine.com and tried it out. Yawned a fair amount, and feel really very energised now.Michael McCartney

I have had much pleasure reading through your fabulous and unique website and have just completed the whole program including the audio auditor with great results. It took me 48 minutes and now I'm relieved I have an answer to my question that I have [been] struggling with for the last 3 months. Thanks heaps for sharing your talents. I have been really struggling with the issue and was thinking of seeking some professional assistance and now I won't need to bother. Thank you so much.Josie Ruberto

Paul is so good at writing his information and getting the person to relax into a state of letting go. The process is non invasive and easily moves you into an altered state.Eileen Fairbane

photo of RehanI've visited yawnmachine.com and tried it some few days back. I got pleasure to read through your fantastic machine. Although it took me more than an hour but after this I was relieved. I am thankful to Paul for sharing his ability. Most possible that I will try it for another time. Thank you!.Rehan Rafique

I found your robot quite valuable to me....Although the long term effects of yesterday's use of your robot remain to be seen, I would say that after doing it I did not have socks on. (Also I did not before starting, but that is literally not important here...) (I have often wondered about that phrase "knock your socks off"). Thanks for making that process available online. Good karma for you.--Jim Cline

Testimonials/comments re YouTube videos

YouTube comments:

very helpful--handcuffshurt 13/9/07

wow. it works!--deadspacealien 13/9/07

'Yawns discharge stress'. I can see clerical workers coming to work and starting the day with their daily 'Yawn and Rub' right on their computer.--ckpeltomaa 14/9/07

that was great! more please!--ScientologyWisdom 16/9/07

Message Board posts in this thread and others

I just ran that session and blew charge [i.e. harmful mental energy]! I remembered how much I love auditing [i.e. getting sessions]! Thanks, Paul!!--Alanzo 14/9/07

Not fair! I went right through without a single yawn. After 'End of Session', now I can't stop.--Royal Prince Xenu 14/9/07

Have to say - it's been a long time since I've [discharged] any charge that way. I drove to the post office feeling calm and 'more [here]'. And this is Alanzo talking!!!!--Alanzo 14/9/07

I just ran a session and the yawning was great.--Gnosis 15/9/07

That was really cool Paul! It really relaxed me and I had a really nice [realization] at the end. Right then, you said 'end of session' I think I am gonna have a great day. Thank you!!--Bea Kiddo 15/9/07

I had a VERY hectic day at work (had to work today!!! blech). But I was totally calm all day. Makes me wanna do that more often. It really relaxed me, which is saying A LOT, cause I am hyper. Thank you so much.--Bea Kiddo 15/9/07

Paul, not bad and it was free.--Romuva 16/9/07

That was great. I look forward to more. I'm still yawning and eyes watering profusely...--Björkist 16/9/07

Things were happening and then just as the session was about to end Paul said to get the incident from another's viewpoint and a [lot] of grief hit me in the face. I carried on for another 10-15 minutes and felt the charge rising on the tone scale. I'll try another session on the same topic later. Many thanks for this Paul. You've got something useful and workable here.--tanstaafl 2/10/07

I tried it last night it was fun thanks Paul."--chipallina 3/10/07

I just tried Rub and Yawn (the first video). Very cool, even for a cranky old cynic like me.--Jimmy Cricket 6/10/07

I haven't been in session for a very long time. I felt quite relaxed after the short session, and more uptone. [Big relief]. Big smile on my face. Now I remember why I liked auditing [i.e. getting sessions] so much. Rub and Yawn is a nice, simple technique. A wonderful help flow.--Jimmy Cricket 7/10/07

The Yawn Machine

Yawn away your cares and
help the world off theirs!

WARNING: The Yawn Machine is not a video game or a toy. You should be mentally stable and of legal age in your country or state/province to read beyond this page. There is no strong language here, and no graphics. But you will be invited to think about things that will make you uncomfortable. This is not medical diagnosis or advice. This is not offered in place of professional care from normal institutions. If it is illegal in your location to say that someone might recover from something by simple means and/or the only solution is professional treatment, mind-numbing chemicals or surgery, then this website does not apply.

The author assumes no responsibility, no liability for any damage, incidental or consequential, from reading this website or acting upon information in it. This includes loss of income, loss of assets, and/or loss of sanity.

The whole idea is that you benefit from using this information. But if you don't, and you want to blame someone or something else--preferably someone with lots of money--find a different target.

If you agree with the conditions above, then you may continue. If you like to blame an external source, such as your parents, or the government, or MacDonalds, or the Tooth Fairy for everything bad in your life, it's better if you leave now.

In addition, don't use The Yawn Machine unless you have had enough sleep and are well-rested; you have eaten properly (not junk food) and are not hungry. And you are not currently weak with illness, or under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

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Testimonials

photo of LinaI kept yawning the whole week - it does work! It is very interesting experience actually, as soon as I start yawning I feel much better in a couple of minutes and I keep smiling, can not explain why, just happens!Lina Bourdon

I just wanted to tell you that I did a session with the robot today and WOW is all I can say. It really did work. I was skeptical I will admit, but I was very pleased.--JH

I just wanted to give an update on my first session with the robot auditor that I did last weekend. I audited an issue that was very personal and private, and hoped that it would help things get better. Today, I realized just how much of a difference I have seen in just a few short days since my hour long session. Totally amazing.--JH

photo of LyndaA quick try of the Yawn Machine certainly proved its worth even in that short time. Definitely going to try it again and will probably do so on a fairly regular basis. Thank you!Lynda Cookson

Wonderful ways to fix and unfix attention and to gradiently get the person familiar with the differences between - spirit - mind - body - and the physical universe. Plus the price is right. Well done! --Alan C. Walter (in a post to a message board).

photo of PatriciaI had a look at your web site and as I touched things and yawned the problem became more distant. Because I could disassociate then I could solve the problem fairly easily.Patricia Irvine

Only 40 minutes and I discharged an age old stress I was carrying around. Reminds me a bit of NLP. Thanx for putting this up on the web! --Samvado Gunnar Kossatz

[This] has become even more mysterious. The problem I was auditing was about relationship patterns of mine. One very important person regarding this pattern I had tried to get in contact with (to clear things up) for 10 years now asking everybody I thought could help including web-searches etc. without success. She mailed me about 5 hours after I finished the audit. Blew my socks off! --Samvado Gunnar Kossatz

[The Yawn Machine]
Will do it again and ask my wife to try it as well. --JW Hanley, Mount Holly, NC, USA

I am getting bound energy of neurosis discharged, little by little. The tears are rolling and other energy is moving around. Something is very resistive, and suppressed, it will only come up a small discharge at a time. There must be a lot of neurosis on top of it all, as I still get a lot of different items discharging.--Gerald

Paul This is really good stuff. Easy to use & applicable to all but the most disturbed people with little risk of leaving someone in an upset. Excellent.--Headend 7/10/07

photo of DaveYour yawning techniques are great! Far too many people are stagnant and this gets everything moving again.Dave Sunerton-Burl

The Yawn Machine renews my awareness and has kept me healthy. I've moved from a dreamy state to an alert one within a couple of hours of starting. I've also recommended the YM to several family members and they have had similar successes when they've tried it. I've found that this is good a couple of days before a major test, event, or when I'm studying. --Stephen Von Hatten, Pismo Beach, CA, USA

I did a session with your robot and I found it most valuable if correctly done. Within an hour it helped me in gaining much more control over mental pictures. The amazing thing is that this produced lasting tangible effects in everyday life: some unwanted automatic reactions have completely disappeared! Thank you very much for this tool! --Nico, Italy

Using this web site I felt a definite release of negativity. --WH

The subject doesn't get me mad anymore, doesn't give me a bad feeling anymore. I can fully confront it now without bad feelings about it.--Bram Janssen

photo of GuyInteresting technique - I found it relaxing and energising.Guy Tweedale